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'Every time a phone dies, he buries it.'

'Morning coffee? Now there's an app for everything.'

Connected to Technology

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Mac OS 20

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

The Digital Family

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

'Have you googled me to see how old I was when I was born?'

Virtual Beach

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

'It's no use! His computer tablet has replaced his blanky!'