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'We've been spending too much time apart on our mobile devices, and we need some together time. Everybody log on to the family social media page.'

"Which side of the plates do the cellphones go?"

"Before we begin, let's all take a moment to Google the true meaning of Christmas."

"Go visit Grandpa's web site."

Text our brother to let hm know dinner's ready...

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

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'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"Could you repeat that word?"

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

'She posted her first blog today.'

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

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"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

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'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

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Kid is 'Born to Text'.

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."