Future Hygienist Gifts

'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

The tooth fairy.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

Whack-a-molecule

'Frankly, our dental plan bites.'

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Toothbrush Romance

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

Love conquers all, except plaque.

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

'A little more relaxant I think, nurse.'

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

Tooth fairy

'The $75 for floss wasn't for his teeth... we had to tie him to the chair.'

You have the worst spring breath.

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Wash your hands

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”