Hygiene Perfectionist Gifts

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Whack-a-molecule

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

The new global mantra flag for the future

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Wash your hands

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

Soap Versus Coronavirus

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

'He can dish it out but can he take it?'

'Glass of hot water please, I want to wash the cutlery'

A day in the life of a dish sink

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

'Well, it WAS a pretty coffee table until Dave spilled coffee on it!'