Future Hygienist Pillows

'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'

The tooth fairy.

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

'Frankly, our dental plan bites.'

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

Whack-a-molecule

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

Toothbrush Romance

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

Love conquers all, except plaque.

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

'A little more relaxant I think, nurse.'

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

Tooth fairy

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

'The $75 for floss wasn't for his teeth... we had to tie him to the chair.'

Wash your hands

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...