Dental Hygienists Pillows

"Don't grind your teeth. That's my job."

'That's it, then . . .there's no way you can fine tune my fillings so I can pick up HD radio?'

"Don't worry, I quite enjoy a fishy breath: Now, open wide..."

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

'Wait! Wash my dentures first.'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

The tooth fairy.

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

Whack-a-molecule

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'Frankly, our dental plan bites.'

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

Toothbrush Romance

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'What happend? I thought you went to the dentist for a cleaning.'

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'