Dental Hygienist Pillows

To help emphasize good oral hygeine inkids, Dr. Remford installed a dental floss zipline in his office.

'Here's your family dental plan.'

'Your teeth are straight, it's you head that's crooked.'

Dr. Strangelove, D.D.S.

Dentist: Pumpkin before and after.

Duck visits the dentist,

'Oy, this is gonna cost us.'

'Yes, I'm afraid he's going to need braces...'

Dentimony.

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

The Hockey Puckey

'Are you SURE that tooth's not bothering you?'

'I can assure you our x-ray procedures follow very strict health and safety guidelines.'

Drive-through dentistry

'This is going to be a level three.'

'That should do it. We'll see you in six months for your next cleaning.'

'How much extra would it cost to get my tooth whitened?'

Floss-ty the Snowman.

"You're doing 20-to-life. What do you mean you haven't got time to floss?"

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

"I'm not actually doing anything-this is just punishment for not flossing."

Adam was determined to have a nice, white smile for his big date that night.

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

'Now, remember how it works, Mrs. Cortlock? If Dr. Gundleson strikes out OR if you catch a foul ball, your extraction is totally free!'

"I want you to floss at least once a day."

The extraction.

Love conquers all, except plaque.

"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).

"Six chipped teeth and a tongue stud infection. Good for you, no cavities."

'I haven't brushed or flossed in years because I want to take advantage of my dental insurance.'

'That's better. The little scraper was giving me a hand cramp.'

If you really want men to floss.

'Little girls are made of sugar and spice. Does the American Dental Association know about this?'

'Here are Mister Fernbush's new dentures...his mouth is a bit large, so try not to stare!'

'Yes, it is true four out of five dentists recommend that particular brand...Lucky for you, I'm that one who knows better.'