Dental Hygienist Gifts

'Here's your family dental plan.'

'Your teeth are straight, it's you head that's crooked.'

Duck visits the dentist,

'Oy, this is gonna cost us.'

'Yes, I'm afraid he's going to need braces...'

Dentimony.

'Are you SURE that tooth's not bothering you?'

Drive-through dentistry

'This is going to be a level three.'

'That should do it. We'll see you in six months for your next cleaning.'

'How much extra would it cost to get my tooth whitened?'

"You're doing 20-to-life. What do you mean you haven't got time to floss?"

"I'm not actually doing anything-this is just punishment for not flossing."

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

'I haven't brushed or flossed in years because I want to take advantage of my dental insurance.'

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

"Six chipped teeth and a tongue stud infection. Good for you, no cavities."

"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).

Love conquers all, except plaque.

The extraction.

'Yes, it is true four out of five dentists recommend that particular brand...Lucky for you, I'm that one who knows better.'

"Gee, this is like pulling teeth."

'By golly, this cavity is so deep I'll have to get at it through your ear...just kidding!'

'I'm really sorry, Kandlewood, but we've had some reductions in our dental plan.'

'Little girls are made of sugar and spice. Does the American Dental Association know about this?'

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

'That's better. The little scraper was giving me a hand cramp.'

Tooth fairy.

'My assistant just quit. Said you were looking at her funny.'

'Here are Mister Fernbush's new dentures...his mouth is a bit large, so try not to stare!'

If you really want men to floss.

'Tell me a little bit about yourself.'

"Wool is O.K. but there's a fortune in dental floss."

'Lester, the lazy dentist'

'Instead of brushing my teeth can't I just chew on one of his dog biscuits?'