Oral Hygienist Gifts

'What happend? I thought you went to the dentist for a cleaning.'

'Is this your first time?'

'What sort of filling do you want?'

After installing a set of braces, Dr, Ortford went through a thorough quality-control procedure,

The Dentists By Munch

"If you really know what your doing...why do you need to practice?"

'Does your tooth still ache?'

'It looks as though you have a severe case of gum disease.'

"I want you to floss at least once a day."

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

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'You heard me stranger! This town ain't big enough for two effective decay-preventin' dentifrices!'

'Nothing dentured, nothing gained.'

'Eww! You woke up with some bad evening breath!!'

'I'm sick of people always saying you're better than me!'

'But you said it was only a small filling.'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

"Whoopsy."

"That tooth a little sensitive, is it, Mrs. Farnsworth?"

'Frankly, Mr. Reid, you should've expected to break a tooth on something called rocky road.'

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

A man scared of dentists has taped his mouth shut.

'I now pronounce you dentist and hygienist. You may floss the bride.'

'Oops! They have used inches instead of centimetres.'

'You really should Floss.'

'That's not the one I wanted pulled.' - 'Be patient, I'm coming to it.'

Dentist hugs a large tooth

'Flossing?'

"Could you repeat that last joke? I couldn't hear it over all this obnoxious screaming."

'Ok, well I can give you a full teeth examination, but I suspect that they're all rotten.'

'Do I have anything stuck in-between my tusks?'

"I hope this dude has better breath than the last guy!"

Dentists on Holiday

'A tough one, I'm afraid.'