
Dentists perform pit stop on a smile.
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Dentists perform pit stop on a smile.
"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"
Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.
'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'
"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"
"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"
Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.
'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'
No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club
'What happend? I thought you went to the dentist for a cleaning.'
Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist
Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'
'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...
'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'
You have the worst spring breath.
'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'
'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'
Car wash / Mouth wash
"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"
'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'
"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."
"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."
'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'
"Phew! Your breath. What have you been eating?"
Floss Street Vendor
Dentist Training School.
Transcend Dental Medication: "Prepare to let go of the pain."
Tooth fairy.
'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'
"You always said nothing would ever come between us."
'I'm so glad to hear that your teeth are falling out too, Manfred - I thought it was my mom's cooking!'
"And if your teeth could hear you, Larry, what would you say to them?"
"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."
'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'
'You're not supposed to use 'dental floss' on dentures!'
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