Oral Health Researcher Gifts

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

'What happend? I thought you went to the dentist for a cleaning.'

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

Dentist Training School.

Floss Street Vendor

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

"And if your teeth could hear you, Larry, what would you say to them?"

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'

Please help: National Endowment for the Arts

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

"The good new is I found your dentures. The bad news is the dog has a new chew toy."

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

"Could you repeat that last joke? I couldn't hear it over all this obnoxious screaming."

Vernon has a Floss with Death

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

'Are you our new glue-ru?'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

"I know you haven't been flossing. Your electronic toothbrush has been tweeting me."

"That's a misconception. The key to salvation is, and always has been, daily flossing."

False teeth and old man in reverse roles.