Dental Researcher Gifts

'Are you our new glue-ru?'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

The tooth fairy.

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'What happend? I thought you went to the dentist for a cleaning.'

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

Improvised Dentistry.

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

Toothless Meal

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

'What do I do around here? Sir, I really think I deserve some time for research and preparation before answering that.'

"That explains all the cavities."

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

'My dentist recommended it.'

'And here's the toolkit.'

Floss Street Vendor

'Instead of 'You're entering a world of pain', try 'This won't hurt a bit.''

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

"Put away the gummy candies and bring out the apples. The kid's mother is our dentist!"

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."