Dental Researcher Mugs

'Are you our new glue-ru?'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

The tooth fairy.

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

Improvised Dentistry.

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

Toothless Meal

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

'What do I do around here? Sir, I really think I deserve some time for research and preparation before answering that.'

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

"That explains all the cavities."

'My dentist recommended it.'

Floss Street Vendor

'And here's the toolkit.'

'Instead of 'You're entering a world of pain', try 'This won't hurt a bit.''

"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

"Put away the gummy candies and bring out the apples. The kid's mother is our dentist!"

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

Air Dentistry