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'Is this your first time?'

'What sort of filling do you want?'

The Dentists By Munch

"If you really know what your doing...why do you need to practice?"

'Does your tooth still ache?'

'It looks as though you have a severe case of gum disease.'

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

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'Nothing dentured, nothing gained.'

'You heard me stranger! This town ain't big enough for two effective decay-preventin' dentifrices!'

'But you said it was only a small filling.'

'Eww! You woke up with some bad evening breath!!'

'I'm sick of people always saying you're better than me!'

Dentist hugs a large tooth

"That tooth a little sensitive, is it, Mrs. Farnsworth?"

'Ok, well I can give you a full teeth examination, but I suspect that they're all rotten.'

'That's not the one I wanted pulled.' - 'Be patient, I'm coming to it.'

A man scared of dentists has taped his mouth shut.

'Flossing?'

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

'Oops! They have used inches instead of centimetres.'

'I now pronounce you dentist and hygienist. You may floss the bride.'

'Frankly, Mr. Reid, you should've expected to break a tooth on something called rocky road.'

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

'You really should Floss.'

'Now some people find it helps to imagine they're on a desert island.'

'Be honest - do I have someone stuck in my teeth?'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

"It's teeth whitening."

'Come on, I know you're in there.'

'You'd need a big drink, too, after collecting goopy unbrushed teeth in the wee hours.'

'I can't sleep at night because of this tooth0.' - 'Get a job as a night watchman.'

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"