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"I love not needing to floss and I hate being forced to smell my own breath."

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

'The doctor says he's going to have to give you a few more tests...'

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

'Long shift?'

'What happend? I thought you went to the dentist for a cleaning.'

'You can tell your grandkids, you rode the most expensive vehicle on Earth!'

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

'Whatever it is, you've got it bad and that ain't good.'

You have the worst spring breath.

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

"I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like you have a brain the size of a walnut."

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

Car wash / Mouth wash

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'

Floss Street Vendor

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

"Phew! Your breath. What have you been eating?"

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

"What should we do with this extra part?"

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

'I'm so glad to hear that your teeth are falling out too, Manfred - I thought it was my mom's cooking!'

"Damn these super powers!"

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'

'You're not supposed to use 'dental floss' on dentures!'