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"What should we do with this extra part?"

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

He used to pass the buck, since being promoted to management he gets to call it delegating authority.

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

"Are we there yet?"

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'Whatever it is, you've got it bad and that ain't good.'

"What we need in this organisation is more personal contact."

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

'How dare they make these kind of suggestions?!'

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Fish tank filled with sardines.

'I suppose it was a blessing. Toward the end he was finding it very difficult to remain competitive.'

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'