Urban Hygienist T-Shirts

"Here, clean up after yourself."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Whack-a-molecule

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

Run, Mike, Run!

Ecological Therapy

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

'I don't think we can justify employing a gardener.'

Painting nature.

Preserve these Wetlands.

Paving over the window-box

Mask Autumn

'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

'Look dear - the first skip of spring...'

Commuter doing some gardening on the train

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'

Urban Compost Heap.

Hudson River Crouton

'Now, be reasonable about this pay-rise: I could just buy a toothbrush and you would be out of a job...'