Hygiene Officer T-Shirts

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

The Cougher

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Disease Management

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

Whack-a-molecule

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

Loofah Lady

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Cafe Burns.

"Humans are strange."

Hand sanitizer

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Office Ergonomics.

"Will these hands ne'er be clean?"

Danger Falling Leaves

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

Caution signs.

Wash your hands

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

"No Hand Sanitiser"

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'