Hygiene Manager T-Shirts

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

The Cougher

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Whack-a-molecule

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"Humans are strange."

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

Loofah Lady

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

Hand sanitizer

"Will these hands ne'er be clean?"

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

The new global mantra flag for the future

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

Wash your hands

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

"No Hand Sanitiser"