Hygiene Manager Mugs

Hell's Restrooms.

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Think of it as a big puddle."

The Cougher

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Whack-a-molecule

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

"Humans are strange."

Loofah Lady

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

Hand sanitizer

"Will these hands ne'er be clean?"

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

The new global mantra flag for the future

Wash your hands

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

Zoo. It's wednesday again --- time to wash the camels. I hate "hump" day. (Published originally on July 20, 2005).

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

"No Hand Sanitiser"

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"