Urban Health Worker Gifts

"I hear the heartbeat of Manhattan."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

2021

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

vaccine wars.

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"Our war is against cancer."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

'Well, well, well...'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

"The first one's just a warning."

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

Social distancing

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

The Three Wise Queens

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

PSA Banter.

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

"The doctor wanted me to let you know that everything is fine, but your c-section didn't go quite as planned. it was more like a 'K' section..."

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."