Urban Health Worker Gifts

"I hear the heartbeat of Manhattan."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

2021

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

vaccine wars.

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"Our war is against cancer."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

'Well, well, well...'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"The first one's just a warning."

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

Social distancing

The Three Wise Queens

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

PSA Banter.

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

"The doctor wanted me to let you know that everything is fine, but your c-section didn't go quite as planned. it was more like a 'K' section..."