Hygiene Specialist Prints

Noah calls out: 'Hey, could we have some volunteers to stay and help clean up?'

'Mom, why can't I wash my own hands?'

'Since you're new here, let me give you a tip: Never, EVER, look under the chairs!'

Interactive Underwear

"Spread the gospel, not germs. Wash your hands!"

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

The Cougher

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Whack-a-molecule

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

Loofah Lady

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

"Humans are strange."

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Hand sanitizer

"Will these hands ne'er be clean?"

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

Wash your hands

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

"No Hand Sanitiser"