Deodorant Devotees Gifts

'The boss finally noticed me today. He said I should wear deodrant.'

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

'I wish we could find a quick and easy way to remove blood stains...'

"It's a wheeble or some such thing, but still no sign of a deoderant."

'I love your perfume, what is it?' -'Exhumed!'

"Since when did they start putting perfume in aerosol cans?"

"To compensate for the immediate depreciation of your new car, you get a year's supply of new car smell aerosol spray."

'This cod piece tastes a little bit musky.'

"It's a remarkable find...evidence of human habitation that dates to ancient history!"

'Do you have a perfume that will make me smell thinner?'

'Eww! Gross! You smell really good. Have you been in the rose garden again?'

"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"

Puppy puts deodorant on the slippers.

"Once more into the bleach dear friends."

Kali using underarm deoderant spray.

Upon retirement Chantel pledges to use laundry detergents that meet environmental requirements...

'A Cow with REALLY bad breath'.

"It's for people who have been using 'Obsession' too long."

'Argh, Harold, what happened to you?'

Strong spray deodorant rips a mans arm off, whilst advising "Don't damage ozone layer"

"Ah - the smell of untreated sewage in the morning."

"I don't think much of this new deodorant"

"Yes, this perfume does make you smell scrumptious, but. . ."

"Stop, Frank! That's not deodorant!"

Stinky fish

'Our product testers aren't meant to be used that way, Sir.'

Nothing worked. And when he tried to complain they just brushed him off.

Acme Deodorant.