Deodorant Devotees Gifts

'The boss finally noticed me today. He said I should wear deodrant.'

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

'I wish we could find a quick and easy way to remove blood stains...'

'I love your perfume, what is it?' -'Exhumed!'

"To compensate for the immediate depreciation of your new car, you get a year's supply of new car smell aerosol spray."

"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"

'Do you have a perfume that will make me smell thinner?'

'This cod piece tastes a little bit musky.'

Puppy puts deodorant on the slippers.

"It's a remarkable find...evidence of human habitation that dates to ancient history!"

'Eww! Gross! You smell really good. Have you been in the rose garden again?'

"Once more into the bleach dear friends."

Upon retirement Chantel pledges to use laundry detergents that meet environmental requirements...

"It's for people who have been using 'Obsession' too long."

'A Cow with REALLY bad breath'.

Kali using underarm deoderant spray.

'Argh, Harold, what happened to you?'

"I don't think much of this new deodorant"

"Yes, this perfume does make you smell scrumptious, but. . ."

"Ah - the smell of untreated sewage in the morning."

'Our product testers aren't meant to be used that way, Sir.'

"Stop, Frank! That's not deodorant!"

Stinky fish

Strong spray deodorant rips a mans arm off, whilst advising "Don't damage ozone layer"

Nothing worked. And when he tried to complain they just brushed him off.

Acme Deodorant.

'Smells all right to me, but then everything smells alright to me.'