Potion Devotee Mugs

'So what if she only brew a few cases a year. We can still do business.'

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

Happy Hour

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Newt sale

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

Witch's Brew.

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

"I trust him - he has a science background."

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

Various Birds of Pray.

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

Witch reading book titled 'How to turn someone into a voter."

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

"You know, the yoozh. A little toil, a little trouble."

"Abra-Viagra."

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

'What's your poison?'

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

'What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?'

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'

My Cauldron Rules

"It's the witching hour somewhere."