Herbal Potion Person Gifts

Natural Medicines

Witch's Brew.

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"The antidote is $150."

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"I trust him - he has a science background."

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

Witch reading book titled 'How to turn someone into a voter."

"You know, the yoozh. A little toil, a little trouble."

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

Love Potion

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'St John's wort ambulance' - hippy ambulance.

'I'm taking you off the herbal tea.'

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

'...tail of cat..tongue of toad and a good pinch of monosodium glutamate...'

"Your're mum's well wicked."

My Cauldron Rules

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"

'So what if she only brew a few cases a year. We can still do business.'

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

'Hmm, wrong bottle. I guess THIS one must've been the Elixir of Death...'

Spooky Chemistry.

"The usual, please."

"I should have never let you watch those cooking shows on TV!"

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."