Magical Potion Maker Gifts

'I know it's not too good, but if we just dump it, we'll be violating the hazardous wastes act.'

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Toadstools

'One eye of newt or two?'

"I said slime."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

Love Potion

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

'...tail of cat..tongue of toad and a good pinch of monosodium glutamate...'

'...To be fair, the chemistry teacher didn't ask your Son to drink his practical exam.'

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

Spells. I love Wiccanpedia!

"And now from downtown!"

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"

'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'

"No, it's a single ingredient - baby carrots."