Potato Enthusiast Mugs

"You have such beautiful eyes."

'Does your majesty want fries with that'

'I'll have potato soup, potato salad, baked potato with fries and for dessert, potato pancakes.'

"Why buy and Idaho spud when you can have a potato of distinction that grows only in the soil of northern France?"

Stupid Microwave

Mash-test Dummies.

'As a Potato & a Farmer he has a unique perspective on the GM issue.'

'Sir Walter Raleigh introduces the potato'

"Have you seen my eyes?"

Spud, an as yet undiscovered moon of Neptune, bides its time."

"That's it, deep fried or mashed. Do you want a job or not?"

'Peel, Spot! Peel!'

Mr Potato Head's Nightmare

"You've never mashed spuds before have you?"

Prize Winning Potato - Champion Chips

"I'll have number four, "None of the above."

The Hypnotato,

'Leg it - we've left our prints all over the place!'

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

Your Dinner Is In The Potato Skin

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

"Are you sure this is the Irish guacamole?"

Jersey Potato

"No more for you, spuddy, you're starting to get a chip on your shoulder."

"Well, at least you won't need to take your potato vitamins tonight."

'Because I couldn't find the potato masher, that's why!'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

'I was doing REALLY well, and then I sleepwalked last night and at a 20-pound bag of potatoes!'

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

'Remember last year? You dug up his flower garden and planted potatoes...?'

'Psst! You could grow potatoes in that mucky ear!'

If mash potato could talk

Mr Potato's Halloween Surprise.

Spud U Like/Spud U Don't Like.

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!