Coffee Pot Aficionado Mugs

"Yeah, single origin coffee - from this pot."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

Burning the midnight oil.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Selling lemon latt�

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'These are job perks.'

"At this office no two days are different."

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

Back to work...

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Allegro con molto espresso

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"I'm losing my patience with you."

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

You've Had Enough!

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'