Porcelain Admirer Mugs

"I'm putting my trust in you, Colin..."

'Since taking the job at the China Shop, I've been very stressed: I have to watch myself all the time...'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Baroque Peacock

A little bird told me...

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

"Best project manager we ever had."

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Espresso Martini Peacock

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Joe Biden

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"What did Jesus order?"

Prosecco Peacock

Kultural K9's.

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Phoenix

Mimi's final scene

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Marcel Marceau's parrot

The Thinker?

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"Move, Gary."

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."