Handmade Admirer Pillows

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“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

bird interprets modern art

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Downton Abbey Road"

"Do you do much walking?"

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Blue Dress

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

"It was her mothers"

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

Prisoner still life painting.

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"It's a great work!"

'Picasso'

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Cover story: Picasso

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

'Why, yes madam, these are my paintings. How did you know?'

"To me..It says Art Council crap regional funding"

"Fashion over function!"