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Elias Howe

I quilt therefore I am

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

'He agreed that she might have a point.'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Brown only photocopier sales.

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

Pollsters

Zorro, The Embroiderer

Physics toy.

A woman repairs a broken heart.

Pizza-Matic

"I'll get you out, but first hand me the chips in B-12."

A bath at Boulogne. - Appalling position of Mr and Mrs Tomkins, who had a jib horse when the tide was coming in.

"Have they decided not to have M-day."

Organic Soldering.

"I admire your devotion to duty."

The Little Engine...who gives up: 'I know I can't.'

"My doctor gave me a pacemaker."

'My land line is always busy...that's my answering machine fending off robocalls.'

Trapping the Polecat

Sewing A Christmas Dress.

Flat pack sales assistant

A granny tortoise with a quilted shell.

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

I don't get it. She's so much cuter than him.

Bias Tape

'Gee,that's an unusual assortment! What kind of buttons are those? 'Belly...'