Assembly Line Aficionado T-Shirts

'It's our new assembly line. When the person at the end of the line has an idea, he puts it on the conveyor belt, and as it passes each of us, we mull it over and try to add to it.'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

Motivation to work

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

Crane fishing

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Time Clock

'No wonder it was so hard to assemble. I thought it was supposed to be a basketball hoop, not a weapon of mass destruction.'

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

The strong Canadian dollar is bad for the Canadian exporting manufacturers.

'U.S. Manufacturing'

America's Biggest Export...

'How often does the boss visit the plant?'

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

"A drone is hovering over the plant. Find out if it's from OSHA!"

Man tries to build a traditional Indian Guru bed using flatpack furniture.

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

Christmas gift requiring assembly.

''Amazing amount of assembly required'.'

Ikeasaurus

"Everyone seems to be having no trouble assembling our products. Apparently, we're making our instructions too easy."

"And they say this country doesn't make anything anymore!"

A cheese grader

A man working on a model airplane

Combined Harvester

Lunch break.

Cat flap for a truck.

"Hello? Beasts of the Field? This is Lou, over in Birds of the Air. Anything funny going on at your end?"

"Santa would like to talk to you in the office."

' . . . and a surplus screw for the heck of it!'