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Unicorns are recalled by God.

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

Fresh fish

Crane fishing

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

The strong Canadian dollar is bad for the Canadian exporting manufacturers.

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

Why are you shaking, Al. It's just the end of August. I'm not shaking � I'm having tech problems with my motion lines.

'U.S. Manufacturing'

'How often does the boss visit the plant?'

"A drone is hovering over the plant. Find out if it's from OSHA!"

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

"There's something different about you."

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

'Sorry guys! But i'm afraid we're going to have to shoot this segment again. The darn tape just ran out!'

He's Tasty!

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

"And they say this country doesn't make anything anymore!"

A cheese grader

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

Combined Harvester

Cat flap for a truck.

Audience thinking 'What a tosser!'

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

"We failed, but we followed the process!"

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"