Production Line Aficionado T-Shirts

Unicorns are recalled by God.

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Fresh fish

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

Crane fishing

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

The strong Canadian dollar is bad for the Canadian exporting manufacturers.

'U.S. Manufacturing'

'How often does the boss visit the plant?'

"A drone is hovering over the plant. Find out if it's from OSHA!"

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

He's Tasty!

"And they say this country doesn't make anything anymore!"

"There's something different about you."

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

'Sorry guys! But i'm afraid we're going to have to shoot this segment again. The darn tape just ran out!'

A cheese grader

Combined Harvester

Cat flap for a truck.

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

"We failed, but we followed the process!"

Workers constructing barcodes

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"