Philanthropy Enthusiast Seeking Laughs Pillows

"What's the current return on investment?"

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

"I got my first paycheck, and now I understand why our organization is classified as a nonprofit."

"What are we doing wrong?"

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

'I'd feel better spending all my money here if you were a registered charity.'

During the Holiday season, Mr. Arthur Jeffries takes a little time to think of those who are less fortunate.

'Your very generous charitable contribution shows up as this very slight blip right here.'

'Big Issue...'

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

"I gave on the E train."

'Profit or non-profit?'

'So then the alien stepped out of the UFO and said that he was a fundraiser from another planet, which was quite novel, I thought.'

Marathon costume

Professional Fund Riasers

Campaign Trail

This program is made possible by donations from Don and Mary Doughaberg, and from lowlifes like you who never get their names mentioned.

Sonny Bono - Singer/US Congressman.

Honey badger do care.

Corporate Head to others at meeting: 'Today is financial Arbor Day. We're going to find some worthwhile charity and plant a money tree.'

'Last chance to give for next 400 yards.'

Charity mugger

"It's just that your acts of kindness are so random."