Humor About Donations Pillows

"Is it a sin to think of them as gives and give nots?"

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

Bagel problems.

During the Holiday season, Mr. Arthur Jeffries takes a little time to think of those who are less fortunate.

"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

Sonny Bono - Singer/US Congressman.

Corporate Head to others at meeting: 'Today is financial Arbor Day. We're going to find some worthwhile charity and plant a money tree.'

"And if anything goes wrong I'd like to donate my body to comedy."

'Calm down. I heard them say we're just going into town for haircuts.'

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

'Can I choose which brick you name after me?'

The Warren Buffet Effect - Thank you For Not Asking How Much I Gave to Charity.

'Bascombe has put all his mutual fund assets into a blind trust, but it was set up so well he can't even locate it.'

"What's the current return on investment?"

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth."

"We steal gold from the rich and sell it to a metals broker. They make a prfit on their buy and sell spread and share a portion of that with us. Then, after the skimming and the rebates, we give to the poor."

"I won't be donating my tech billions to this school."

"He's better at begging than I am."

'It's 'Wolverines Without Borders'. . . They want you to perform classic Fusco material in development countries where people don't have access to the comics.'

Ladies-Gents-Whatever

"I'd like to help you out, but I've misplaced my wand."

'Then one day money no longer turned me on, so I decided to give it all away to a young dame named 'Charity'.'

"Yeah, I like that street too! The guy at No 12 has really nice-tasting blood..."

santa claus megaphone.

"I contributed a lot to charity when I thought I was going to die."

"I do give until it hurts, I just have a low pain tolerance."

Lost and Found

Spare change donation machine next to vending machines.

"If you tithe a full 10%, not only will you get your name on the pride wall but for a limited time you will also get one of these T-shirts."

'When Oxfam said to give a goat for Christmas I think they meant to a third world country,'

'I'll only put in 5p, I'm easily hurt!'