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"What's the current return on investment?"

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Lincoln v. Douglas - 2020

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

"I got my first paycheck, and now I understand why our organization is classified as a nonprofit."

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

'I'd feel better spending all my money here if you were a registered charity.'

"What are we doing wrong?"

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

During the Holiday season, Mr. Arthur Jeffries takes a little time to think of those who are less fortunate.

'Your very generous charitable contribution shows up as this very slight blip right here.'

'Big Issue...'

Campaign Trail

"I gave on the E train."

Sonny Bono - Singer/US Congressman.

This program is made possible by donations from Don and Mary Doughaberg, and from lowlifes like you who never get their names mentioned.

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

Marathon costume

'So then the alien stepped out of the UFO and said that he was a fundraiser from another planet, which was quite novel, I thought.'

Professional Fund Riasers

'Profit or non-profit?'

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

Honey badger do care.

Corporate Head to others at meeting: 'Today is financial Arbor Day. We're going to find some worthwhile charity and plant a money tree.'

'Last chance to give for next 400 yards.'

"It's just that your acts of kindness are so random."