Ironic Philanthropist T-Shirts

"I contributed a lot to charity when I thought I was going to die."

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

First Little Piggy Investment Associates

'I'd like to think they contribute because it's the right thing to do, but I'm not above a short sermon on tax deductibility.'

Take Away Wedding Cake 50p.

Corporate Head to others at meeting: 'Today is financial Arbor Day. We're going to find some worthwhile charity and plant a money tree.'

"Now, before we actually help them, let's discuss our partnership and method of assisting."

Gracie asks Papi for money in front of the toy store and gives it to charity.

Share your blessings - give to Toys for Tots, Salvation Army, Food Shelves.

Harvest Data Festival

"Do you accept credit card?"

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

'I try to help when I can.'

"A percentage of your overdraft fees goes toward feeding the hungry."

Santa Claus donates blood.

Santa ringing bell with sign "Give now and avoid the holiday rush."

"We steal gold from the rich and sell it to a metals broker. They make a prfit on their buy and sell spread and share a portion of that with us. Then, after the skimming and the rebates, we give to the poor."

"What's the current return on investment?"

"Damn it—I think I just butt-donated to a charity."

"I'd be very happy to give if I could be confident the money was spent well!"

"Ms. Jones, please contact my accountant and have him send out a large charitable donation ASAP."

"They want $15,000? We're just not set up to give away such a small amount."

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Bill Gates

'It's 'Wolverines Without Borders'. . . They want you to perform classic Fusco material in development countries where people don't have access to the comics.'

"I won't be donating my tech billions to this school."

Do you accept Bitcoin?

"Just scan the QR code."

"He's better at begging than I am."

'Please, sir, help me open a kick starter account...'

Will Work for Milk and Cookies

"I'd like to get back to doing less for charity."

"I'd like to help you out, but I've misplaced my wand."