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Santa Claus donates blood.

'When the charity recommended 'Giving a goat for Christmas' they meant to the Third World!'

Gracie asks Papi for money in front of the toy store and gives it to charity.

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An old lady asking for a christmas donation

'Why, I am writing down the names of all the good boys and girls.'

Will Work for Milk and Cookies

Santa ringing bell with sign "Give now and avoid the holiday rush."

Share your blessings - give to Toys for Tots, Salvation Army, Food Shelves.

Gracie asks Santa for money for charity.

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

"Just as I feared. Tariffs."

'Twenty percent bluechips, ten percent small-caps, five percent currency hedges and the remainder in cash. Get that list to Santa right away.'

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

"Thanks again, kid!"

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'I'd like to think they contribute because it's the right thing to do, but I'm not above a short sermon on tax deductibility.'

"Santa, snow is falling." "Sell snow!"

Santa using the stock exchange to keep track of stocks and bonds being good or bad as well as going up or down

There IS a Santa Claus.

"I think Santa has taken us offthe naughty list this year."

"Santa's trying to corner the futures market for coal in anticipation of his visit to Washington."

'We had a white Christmas but we'll be in the red until April.'

Rescuing the NHS for Christmas

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

Beggars on the street.

'First I'd like to remind you of the true meaning of christmas - profits.'

"Twenty percent bluechips, ten percent small-caps, five percent currency hedges and the remainder in cash. Get that list to Santa right away."

"An aluminum baseball bat? Are you kidding? With the tariffs, my raw material costs are up 25%. How about some soybeans?"

'All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call me names.'

'We've drunk a Christmas toast to my portfolio, now let's drink a Christmas toast to your portfolio.'

"The knees are the first to go."

"A local retail survey shows holiday sales were flat...but the consumer cash meter hit an all-time high...while the holiday confidence index took a three-point dip."

"I think I found something in our price range!"