Seasonal Gift Givers Pillows

'Spring's early again this year dear.'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"That'll be five bucks."

"I might just get a pie."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"Remember when we talked about how you send mixed messages. . ."

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"Could you pass me up? I'm in row one."

"Who's the new guy?"

It's the thought that counts!

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

"Don't look him in the mouth! Don't look him in the mouuuthhh!!"

Life Imitates Arf....

"Christmas day or nor, it was under the tree! How could you expect me not to peek?"

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

STRIP "I've tried everywhere to get a new winter court...but all the stores are full of next years summer collections"

'Impressive screen, but doesn't it put you off your tea?'

"Today's news is so bad, it makes yesterday's bad news look good."

"...Well, where was he when I needed the red Power Ranger?"

"You have reached your destination (for the 4th time tonight, I might I add?)"

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

'That reminds me must buy an anniversary present for Lady Caroline!!'