Summer Warrior Pillows

"Well would you look at that. . . Our A/C decided to go out at the beginning of a 10-day record heat wave."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Glastonbury. After.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

I could have danced all night!

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

Muscles

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Ice fisher.

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Friday

Exercise Class

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Running

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

A DIY disaster.

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'