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Tetanus Jab

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

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"Norman's really into wild paddling."

'He did it for us.'

Safe Christmas.

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

Double bass skating

Santa entering a pool for a swim

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'Sorry - I left the naughty kid files on the train.'

Xmas

Rescuing the NHS for Christmas

Pool lovers

Santana Claus

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

'Hey you take that outside.'

'Is it labor day already?'

Santa playing golf.

'You sure you've done this before?'

"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time."

Elf

"Hey buddy move over! This is the fast lane!"

"Kids on the right, elves on the left."

'no, they're not playing our song - they're playing your song.'

Congregation

Carolling

"I can't help but feel disappointed."

Santa accidentally brings his mail bag instead of his gift bag.