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'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

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"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Safe Christmas.

'He did it for us.'

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

Santa entering a pool for a swim

Double bass skating

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The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

'Hey you take that outside.'

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

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Xmas

'Sorry - I left the naughty kid files on the train.'

Rescuing the NHS for Christmas

Pool lovers

'Is it labor day already?'

Santa playing golf.

'You sure you've done this before?'

"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time."

"Kids on the right, elves on the left."

Carolling

"Hey buddy move over! This is the fast lane!"

Congregation

'no, they're not playing our song - they're playing your song.'

Elf

"I can't help but feel disappointed."

"No more for him, he has to drive."