Festive Swimmers Pillows

Santa entering a pool for a swim

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

"That's my boy!"

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"The back flip was a nice touch."

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

'He did it for us.'

"I'm here to gets the gold"

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

Double bass skating

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

'I've never done this before.'

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

'The competitor in lane five is completely naked!'

Pool lovers

"That is six feet."

'Is it labor day already?'

'I plucked myself. It reduces drag in the water.'

'You sure you've done this before?'

"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time."

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

'1875 - Captain Matthew Webb becomes the first man to swim the English Channel.'

"That was one strange and confusing competition."