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Santa entering a pool for a swim

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

"That's my boy!"

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"The back flip was a nice touch."

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

'He did it for us.'

"I'm here to gets the gold"

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

Double bass skating

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

'I've never done this before.'

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

Career Threatening Sport Injuries,

Pool lovers

'The competitor in lane five is completely naked!'

"That is six feet."

"My ship didn't sink. I swam here from New Jersey to get into The Guinness Book of World Records."

'Is it labor day already?'

'I plucked myself. It reduces drag in the water.'

'You sure you've done this before?'

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

'1875 - Captain Matthew Webb becomes the first man to swim the English Channel.'

"That was one strange and confusing competition."