Skincare Sensation Pillows

'She used too much skin cream and slipped out of bed.'

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

"Too much concealer?"

The First Fire Stick

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

PROBLEM AREAS

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

Desert Dermatologist

"At our age we should be moisturizing." "Honey, we started years ago... with our lips."

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

New Twenty Blades

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.