Skincare Sensation Pillows

'She used too much skin cream and slipped out of bed.'

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Anna Calvi

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"Too much concealer?"

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

The First Fire Stick

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

PROBLEM AREAS

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

Pop Culture for Teens

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

'I don't think of my skin as saggy...I think of it as relaxed-fit!'

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

"At our age we should be moisturizing." "Honey, we started years ago... with our lips."

Desert Dermatologist

New Twenty Blades

Frank & Ernie's Health and Fitness Equipment for Elite Athletes. Our first delivery is there free weights we're taking to a golfer. He'll be working on his irons! This is going to a swimmer. A massage table for back strokes! A pro snowboarder bought this hyperbaric chamber. He wants to get big air! And we'll finish by taking the treadmill to a baseball player's basement gym. Of course ... for the home runs!

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.