Skating Sensation Prints

"Are you sure you're ready to get back on the ice?"

Jet Ice Skating

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

Ice skater

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Night of the Zombonies.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Ice skater

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"I go that extra mile!"

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

Runner going through hurdles.

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

It's all gravy.

Trawling for Fish.

Innovate or die.

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

Casting Director

Freestyling.

Thin Ice

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

Runner's High, Runner's Low

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

"I'm not convinced that 'Chekhov on Ice' was a good idea."