Skate Sensation Prints

'There must be safer means of facial expression than closed eyes...'

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

Runner going through hurdles.

The latest in Eyewear.

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

Casting Director

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

Runner's High, Runner's Low

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

Double bass skating

Surfing Pensioner

SCUBER

Ski-ers.

'I love appearing on stage. My only regret is that I can't be in the audience to fully appreciate my work.'

"This next song's about our desperate struggle to please and chronic craving for approval. I really, really hope you like it."

Skiers

2013: psychoanalysis is formally declared a scam.

The Motives of Footballers

Mic drop