Skate Sensation Prints

'There must be safer means of facial expression than closed eyes...'

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Anna Calvi

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

Frank & Ernie's Health and Fitness Equipment for Elite Athletes. Our first delivery is there free weights we're taking to a golfer. He'll be working on his irons! This is going to a swimmer. A massage table for back strokes! A pro snowboarder bought this hyperbaric chamber. He wants to get big air! And we'll finish by taking the treadmill to a baseball player's basement gym. Of course ... for the home runs!

Runner going through hurdles.

The latest in Eyewear.

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

Casting Director

Bravo! Bravo! Bravo! She was great! I hear she's so sought-after by musical theater productions that she can make them work around her schedule! So in other words, "Operettas are standing by!"

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

Runner's High, Runner's Low

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

"First gig in a while?"

Double bass skating

Surfing Pensioner

SCUBER

'I love appearing on stage. My only regret is that I can't be in the audience to fully appreciate my work.'

Ski-ers.

"This next song's about our desperate struggle to please and chronic craving for approval. I really, really hope you like it."

2013: psychoanalysis is formally declared a scam.

Skiers

Mick Jagger