Smartphone Sensation Pillows

"I still maintain an online presence."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Wolf Karaoke

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

The First Fire Stick

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

Doughnut Making

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

All the apps hidden within a phone

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Modern Life Blues

Runner going through hurdles.

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

"Wait...... I'm in the bathroom for one minute and you answer my wife's 'Where are you' text with..... 'I'm in a bar with Pete, checking out chicks, foxes and a cute little beaver'??"

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

Ventriloquist Audition

Casting Director

Footballer playing for time

Runner's High, Runner's Low

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."