Internet Sensation Seekers T-Shirts

'Do you want to know if your child will be a viral internet sensation?'

The First Fire Stick

Wolf Karaoke

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

"She's all over YouTube."

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

Cocktail Piano Bar.

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

Janet Leigh

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

'500 channels...surely there must be something worth watching.'

People told me virtual dating was safe!

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

"Honey! Our 15 minutes of fame has been reduced to an unflattering gif on Twitter!"

'I can't help but wonder if somewhere, someone isn't watching a TV with a larger screen.'

Ventriloquism For Beginners

Chewbacca mom and her entire family get full college scholarships.

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

Magazine Lover's Weekly magazine

'How about a game of cards?'

"This island may not have food or water, but it does have wiring for streaming services. Too bad we didn't put a TV in the life raft."

"Maybe you've seen my work. I've been on YouTube. I'm the drunk guy who lights his own farts."

'Sleaze, please.'

'I'm a huge fan of yours, I've downloaded all your songs from the internet!'