Digital Fame Seeker T-Shirts

'Something that'll get me googled,'

"That guy isn't really famous...just Google famous."

"She's all over YouTube."

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

'Get me public relations!'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

"My first video sucked. But I figure I've got 8 more chances."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

"We don�t do awards ceremonies up here actually"

"I've decided to have a kid."

As Seen On TV

The changing times of 'fame'.

Leonardo DiCaprio

Media Whore Raceway.

Not only did I flunk my science presentation, it went viral on YouTube!

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

'I was only famous for 14 and a half minutes.'

"These are my windscreen credits."

"Look at me, sweetie...Do something cut for mommy..."

"Why, pray, am I not on YouTube?"

Selfie Man

'Any backup plan in case your dream of becoming a YouTube sensation doesn't pan out?'

While no one was looking, Wanda placed a decal with her name on it on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

'He's been like this ever since he found out that he's a Rare Breed ...'

Chewbacca mom and her entire family get full college scholarships.

"In the future, everyone will be famous for fifteen episodes."

'I've received celebrity status!'

Showbiz is tough

Next: I'm STILL a 'D' list celebrity - sack my agent!

'Sorry about the accident but it was a great viral video ad for the company.'

Maps to the Hovels of Would Be Stars.