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'Get me public relations!'

15 Minutes of Fame - 25 years of comebacks please help.

Fame without riches... Riches without fame.

Showbiz is tough

"You have no experience, skills or talent. I'm afraif we can only place you on a reality TV show, which will lead to wealth and fame."

'I'm not doing much. I'm just ego surfing. I'm looking up my name on several search engines.'

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

The Choice of Fame and Fortune.

Next: I'm STILL a 'D' list celebrity - sack my agent!

"It's the price of fame."

'He's been like this ever since he found out that he's a Rare Breed ...'

The changing times of 'fame'.

'You want to be rich and famous? You want book contracts and you want Hollywood to make a film of your life? Well, become a serial killer!'

'I had fun tonight, but to be honest, I'm looking for someone a little more rich and famous.'

'When I grow older, I want to be rich enough to hire people to take selfies for me.'

"Well, I'm off to go do something that will get me on TV. . ."

'I've received celebrity status!'

"Emotional breakdown. Call Oprah!"

"I once got into an aging actress... This old bat was only thinking about getting into the media again... 'Ahhh, I'm possessed by a demon!', you know... After a week I called the exorcist myself."

Due to greater bandwidth and higher download speeds, your 15 minutes of fame will be reduced to 7 seconds of celebrity.

"I'm quitting your defense team. The pretrial publicity isn't up to my expectations."

"Sorry, but due to the large number of c-list celebrities we're no longer able to guarantee everyone their 15 minutes of fame."

I used to want my name in lights. Now I want my face on a Jumbotron.

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

As Seen On TV

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Whoa, what's this...another friend request?...but I've never heard of you, and a celebrity can't be associated with riff-raff, so...make friends with my delete button.'

Selfie Man

'Perhaps you'll make it up to the cover of 'National Geographic' but no antelope will ever respect you again as the savannas' most dangerous predator.'

"Fame eluded him, but he still has his Facebook page."

"And you wouldn't believe how much it costs to bring up a child star these days!"

"I don't know which I need more to advance my career, an agent or a hacker to release my racy pictures online."

'I'd love to be in Who's Who.'

'Been nice knowing you. I'll be in touch when I'm famous.'

Maps to the Hovels of Would Be Stars.

"Giving the people 15 minutes of fame has been a disaster. How about 15 minutes of psychotherapy?"